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We Desperately Wish This Fake THE FORCE AWAKENS Soundtrack Were Real

Let me tell you something about Star Wars: I love em. The fancy light swords, the bleep-booping from R3-D4, and of course, bicentennial man. Boy I tell ya, can’t believe that we’re about to get another one of these iconic films this year. IT’S GONNA BE OUTTA THIS WORLD (you know, just like how the movies are in outer space?).

That’s why I’m really excited that the official soundtrack for The Force Awakens has leaked. Of course we are going to get the classic John Williams’ fare with “Star Wars Main Theme” and “The Imperial March”, but boy am I thrilled for things to kick into high gear when we first hear “Now This Is Podracing (Rey’s Theme)”. And who isn’t excited for the track “Brienne of Tarth”, which will soundtrack the part of the movie where Darth Maul comes back from the dead and warps Han and Chewie straight to Westeros. What a doozie! Oh man, and the track “Vader Had A Brother?” definitely has me ready for the inevitable duel between Darth Vader (who, heretofore, I thought had been completely eviscerated!) and his mysterious new brother.

Some people caught wind of this soundtrack and weren’t as happy as I was though, whoo boy lemme tell ya! Take a look below at some of the responses:

File this under: jk, lol.

Brilliant artwork and joke by David Malki. May the Force be with you, David.

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