Thanksgiving has come and gone, which means there’s no escaping it: the holiday season is officially here. And if you’re anything like us, you may be looking at an empty wallet—complete with a comically buzzing fly—having spent your last bottom dollar on Black Friday deals and presents for your friends and family. In times like these, it’s easy to daydream, to think of what could be — like if you somehow won a million bucks. Just imagine it: you enter a random sweepstakes of your choice on a total whim and suddenly, the world is your oyster. You win! At last, a feasible way to buy all the Admiral Ackbar collectables in the galaxy! Or, you know, whatever else you like. (We don’t know your life).

But what would happen if, say, Team Nerdist (a.k.a. Jessica Chobot, Dan Casey, Malik Forte, Kyle Hill, and honorary teammate Maisie the dog) suddenly found themselves flush with cash? Fancy dinners, sweet rides, time travel, a rocket ship, and all the dog treats a pup could ask for are just the beginning. And knowing this dynamite gang, there’s no WAY this whole scenario will backfire horribly. Nope. Definitely not.

What would you buy if you won a million dollars? Let us know in the comments below, and keep your eyes for more Team Nerdist shenanigans right here on Nerdist!