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The Crypt Keeper Gets Really into Cryptocurrencies

These days it seems like every office has that one person who won’t ever—not even for like five minutes—shut up about investing in Bitcoin. And e-wallets, whatever those are. Honestly, we don’t even know what they’re talking about most of the time. But trust us, if you think your co-worker is annoying, we promise you it could be a whole lot worse. As you’ll learn in our latest Nerdist Presents video, at least you don’t have to deal with an actual Crypt Keeper that has become completely obsessed with cryptocurrencies.

Over the years, the Crypt Keeper has made a tradition of driving everyone here at Nerdist HQ crazy with some really annoying habits. You know, like making bad puns and killing people. (Before you ask, yes we’ve talked to H.R. about him, but they say there’s nothing they can do about the puns.) But little did we know how much worse our post-dead office mate could get! This time around, he’s became totally invested in investing, as our pal Dan Casey found out one very very long day.

Please don’t feel too bad for Dan. While he will be missed, we envy him his eternal freedom from hearing one more lunchtime lecture from the Crypt Keeper about how we’re “killing our retirement” by not buying into Bitcoin now. We never thought we’d long for the day when he was just biting us at lunch instead.

Is there any other obsession the Crypt Keeper could have that would be more annoying than his love of cryptocurrency? Tell us in the comments section below what far more horrifying idea you can think of.

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