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Meet Your Favorite New Nightmare: Kittens With Sloth Faces

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention! I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: someone on the internet has mashed up kittens with sloths, and it is the best/most confusing thing ever.

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Yes, these are kittens with sloth faces. They’re called slittens, which is a terrifying name for something so cute. The Tumblr was created by Australian graphic designer/genius person Rachael Aslett (creator of another brilliant tumblr, Cats That Look Like Pin Up Girls), and features all manner of silly-faced nightmares. Some of them look a little pensive, while others appear downright homicidal. Captions include friendly slitten greetings like ‘Hihi” and “HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS.”

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Nerdist writer Alicia Lutes brought these adorable monster creatures to my attention, and I promptly burst into tears. We’re talking Kristen Bell level, full-on hysterics here. (Editor’s note: It’s true. We were all deeply concerned. – DC)

Please enjoy the madness in the gallery below:

Am I right or am I right? There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about these tiny mutants, a little something special that crawls deep into your soul and makes a cosy home there. Now that you’ve seen them, slittens will either climb to the top of your favorite-imaginary-animals list or traumatize you for all eternity. Either way, my work here is done.

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