Daenerys Targaryen just got canned from her marketing job at Westeros Digital and she is f–king pissed, dude. Or at least that is the hilarious premise behind this brand new video for “Dragon Blood” from one of our favorite nerdcore/laptop rapper homies, MC Lars. As Lars deftly spits lines about Khaleesi’s pedigree and general aptitude at being a boss-ass queen, we are treated to a modern day ransacking as The Mother of Dragons beats the living shit out of all her ex-coworkers on her journey to give her boss a piece of her mind/a WWE-approved smackdown.
As Daenerys goes on her office space tear, Lars threatening refrain booms over the speakers: “I’ve got dragon blood; what you wanna do son?” The answer here is just another question: what can you do? If you are in her way, clearly nothing–except maybe get pummeled in a impressively choreographed fight scene. Sidenote: this music video desperately made me want to watch The Raid Redemption. Ultimately Khaleesi makes her way to her former boss (Lars) and proceeds to brutalize the hell out of him, railing him in the face with a Windows keyboard, and making him bleed magically blue blood.
She’s got dragon blood and what do we want to do? Hit the repeat button, obviously.
If you are itching to see MC Lars on tour in the coming months, then be sure to check out his dates here. And stay tuned for more info about his forthcoming album!
