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Marvin E. Quasniki: In It to Win It

 

Rick Perry’s out. Jon Huntsman’s out. Depending on what happens in the South Carolina primary, more Republican candidates might be out. But Marvin E. Quasniki says he’s staying in the race, and while we were in suspended animation drawing attention to the fight against the SOPA and PIPA bills yesterday, our Nerdist-endorsed candidate posted a message on the Huffington Post (for some reason, it’s in their “comedy” section) insisting that he has “no plans” to suspend his campaign. In fact, he’s amping up his campaign by setting forth his “larger plan for America,” which turns out to be no plan at all because, he says, planning “doesn’t work” — every politician has a plan, he notes, and America’s “in the dumpster” — so “when you vote for Marvin E. Quasniki, you can feel good about supporting a candidate with no plan whatsoever.”

Sounds like a pl… er, no, it doesn’t sound like a plan. But go read his post by clicking here and see his campaign videos at the Nerdist Channel on YouTube and like him on Facebook, because we need a man without a plan in the White House. Right?

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