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Han Solo and Crew Hit Selfie Speed in MILLENNIAL FALCON: Episode 6

Life comes at you fast in the galaxy far, far away, especially for a woke young smuggler and his crew. Dangers lurk around every destroyer and Death Star, which means you always need to be ready to make the jump into light-speed. But just as important as keeping yourself safe from peril is having your smartphone handy at all times. You know, to snap a super lit selfie.

We’ve reached the season finale of our young Han Solo series, Millennial Falcon, which introduced us to that scruff-less nerf herder, Young Han Solo, along with likewise not-yet-grown Chewie, Leia, Lando, R2-D2, and a ready-to-intern-at-FiveThirtyEight C-3PO. In this latest outing, the gang finds out that an obstacle is just an opportunity. Like how a highly risky flight from a space battle offers the best time to grab a hot new profile pic.

Really, what’s the point of dealing with the headaches of online dating, sitting down to dinner with bae’s Sith Lord father, tackling the biggest social ills of the universe, competing for followers on a bot-infested Instagram, and figuring out what planet to spend date night on if you don’t look good when you share pics of it all on social media?

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Just make sure you have your flash on. The lighting on that old hunk of junk is not flattering.

Which episode of Millennial Falcon was your favorite? And what other modern day space adventures would you like to see young Han Solo and his crew face in the future? Fire up the hyperdrive and fly in to our comments below to let us know.

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