Do you enjoy stepping in dog poop? If so, then Hasbro’s got the perfect game for you, and you’ll even get to play it barefoot! It may sound like a joke, but Don’t Step In It is not only a real game, it was also one of Hasbro’s most memorable items at this year’s Toy Fair. Don’t take our word for it; check out these actors pulling off performances of a lifetime in the official ad for the game.
Via Laughing Squid, this allegedly hilarious game asks “who can avoid the number twos to be number one to win?” Prior to the game, players are instructed to create their own dog doodies using the included compound and mold. From there, each piece of fake poop is placed on a mat, which must then be walked upon by a player wearing a blindfold. The spinner determines how many steps the player should take, and the goal is to step in as few turds as possible. Players can also play by themselves, if they choose to. You can even buy the game directly from Hasbro, if that’s the direction your life is going in.
Obviously, the most important question is about how Don’t Step In It will fit into the Hasbro Cinematic Universe. Should the inevitable movie adaptation be made before Chutes and Ladders or after Candyland? We demand to know!
What do you think about Don’t Step In It? Is it the *bleep* or simply *bleep*? Cut the crap in the comment section below!
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