Today’s Fathers Day, so it’s time to celebrate the guy that took you to your first R-rated movie, STILL let you watch the 1990 Flash TV show when you were 12 even though you didn’t clean your room, and was honest enough to admit the reason you never got Air Jordans was because you were TERRIBLE at basketball.

If you happen to live in Westeros, celebrating your father is not exactly top priority. Over 5 seasons, they don’t exactly have the best track record for “Father of the Year.” Well, except the one. His reward? Not even making it through season one.

Now, just because you may wish nothing except for your father to be killed by a dragon doesn’t mean you can’t be polite. We’ve searched the net and gathered some Father’s Day cards that the characters in Game of Thrones would send to “dear old Dad.”

That card sums up exactly the vibe Father’s Day throughout Westeros displays. You can check out the rest of the cards in the gallery below.

We also found some Memes that, if you watch the show, will make you either laugh or think “Yeah, pretty much.”

So remember, this Father’s Day, when you are at your parents’ house sitting through a Criminal Minds marathon, at least he never tried to kill you, sacrifice you, or allowed you to become Reek.

What do you think? Are there any cards you would ACTUALLY give your dad? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below.

H/T: Buzzfeed

IMAGES: Starecat