If you’re a Downton Abbey fan, you know, assuming that you’ve seen Season 3, that SEMI-SPOILER ALERT there have been a few key, shall we say, reductions in force. This got our pal, Conan writer and Nerdist.com resident apocalypse expert Rob Kutner, to thinking about the show and the untimely deaths and, well, zombies ARE way popular these days, what with The Walking Dead and all, so…

Yes, it’s Downton Zombey, where the departed cast members aren’t totally departed. The illustrations are by Kody Chamberlain, the voices by a cast including Thomas Lennon, and the concept is purely “Why didn’t I think of that?!?” But Rob did and you didn’t.

Now, let’s hope Carson remembers where the brain tongs are.