Sunday night’s fourth season finale episode of Game of Thrones, “The Children”, still has people talking, and will most likely keep them talking until the show’s return in ten years. Or maybe it only seems that long… In any case, the folks at Funny or Die‘s Gay of Thrones certainly have a lot to say about the show, as they always do, except this time they’ve been joined by none other than the creator of Game of Thrones himself, A Song of Ice and Fire author George R.R. Martin. (Cue the “Why isn’t he writing the next book?!” chorus.) To say more would be spoiling things, so watch the video before reading further.

Some of my favorite lines from Gay of Thrones‘ latest romp? 1.) “But then the f***ing extras from the ‘Thriller’ music video pop up out of nowhere to ruin their day.” 2.) “So then Tilda happens on baby Kristen Stewart. She starts shit with Dog the Bounty Hunter, and then she goes full Mike Tyson on his ass.” 3.) “He stands up, he throws this Anthropologie catalog off the sundial, and then they make this, like, fraternal twin, like, nasty nast revenge love all over the place…”

But yeah, the Princess Bride pastiche makes it.