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UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT’s Tituss Now Selling Pinot Noir

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fans, stop what you’re doing—season two premieres April 15, and it’s time to start planning that viewing party! Luckily, Tituss Burgess has anticipated our festivities, because he’s just launched his very own line of Pinot Noir.

To be enjoyed by all the fabulous Kings and Kweens, this beverage is based off of his performance of “Peeno Noir, an ode to black penis” on the hit Ellie Kemper-led Netflix show. The homonym worked in his favor because now you can buy actual Titus brand Pinot Noir by the case.

Per the description:

“Pinot by Tituss is a 2014 Santa Barbara County Pinot Noir. The juice is stainless steel fermented then barrel aged in 25% new French Oak for eight months. On the nose, aromas of dried fruits, slate, subtle rosemary, coriander and roses lead to flavors of plum and black cherry cola.”

Mmm…cola. Those all sound like things that would keep well in an underground bunker, just saying. The Pinot is recommended for pairing well with pork, lamb, grilled meats, duck, or pheasant. No caviar, Myanmar, or mid-sized car? Hm, go figure.

Pinot by Tituss is sold online; as with most web stores that sell wine, you must verify if you are of age before purchasing. Like Tituss, the bottle design is “pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.” Online orders start shipping March 14.

Tituss Burgess’ Pinot Noir is available on pinotbytituss.com

If you purchase a bottle of this specialty wine, show us by tagging @nerdist and @justjennrecipes on Instagram—hashbrown, no filter!

IMAGES: pinotbytituss.com

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