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UCB Presents: Make Me a Villain’s Assistant – Darth Vader

Being a Sith Lord who is also the leader of an entire fleet of ships is a whole lot of work by anyone’s estimation. Not even someone as powerful and seemingly with-it as Darth Vader can handle the pressures of choking underlings, hiring bounty hunters, AND combing the galaxy for his newly-discovered son. He’s going to need someone to make sure his visor isn’t fogged and his dials on his suit are set properly, and that’s why he’s decided to hire a personal assistant, preferably someone perky and organized.

This is what our friends at Upright Citizens Brigade are showing us today in their continuing series: Make Me a Villain’s Assitant. What would the interview look like for Vader’s PA? Obviously it would be on the bridge of his Super Star Destroyer, and if she’s going to stand out from the other applicants, she’s going to have to bring her A-game with some alcohol-covered Q tips.

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  1. kp says:

    Assistant is spelled wrong in the second paragraph!