You know the feeling when you’re ready for that second pizza slice, but you don’t really feel like reaching over your friends to grab for it? Well, our friends at Stupidiotic have come to the rescue with the greatest invention known to man.

The Portable Pizza Pouch! Yep, you heard me correctly: this is a fancy piece of neckwear that comfortably fits a single pizza slice within a ziplock bag. For just $8, you’ll never be left out in the cold again. And better yet, you can literally keep your delicious pizza snack with you at all times.

The website reads, “No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch.” I like their assertion that being without pizza is tragic. 

Our favorite part, though, is the litany of improvements the Pizza Pouch will bestow upon your life. “BONUS: Just wearing this pizza pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.” We’ve been looking to spruce up our wardrobe and this might be just the pouch to do it. But we’re not alone, it seems: apparently, there has been such a huge demand for these that they’re on back-order until mid-October. Is that crazy or awesome? Hmmm, we can’t decide.

But anyway, Stupidiotic says that no one should ever be without pizza, and they might be on to something. Look how happy this dude looks!

So… don’t wait! Get your pizza pouch today! Or your life will be TRAGIC.

Are you into portable pizza? Come on, give this product all your love in the comments below. You know you want to.

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HT/IMAGES: Stupidiotic