You may have played Tiny Tower on your phone — seems like a LOT of people do — but do you know the back story of the little pixelated people you see in the building? The folks at CollegeHumor’s Dorkly do. Turns out that once you’re in, you’re in… for good.

Be a loyal Bitizen and tend to your treadmill. And remember, it could be worse: You could have moved to Farmville.

HT: Geeks Are Sexy