For whatever it’s worth, there has to be plenty of people in the U.S. that had no idea where Toronto is or even that it’s a city, but know now exactly where it is now, thanks to the TMZ antics of Mayor Rob Ford. Maybe there should be location stamps on cat videos, if that’s how those people are learning basic geography. I can’t restore faith in the education system if you’ve lost it, but I can give you The Most Intentionally Funny Video of The Day, which should carry you through the rest of the day at the very least.

Today’s MIFV comes from the hilariously absurd mind of comedian Brent Weinbach (of the late, lamented Legacy Music Hour on the Nerdist Podcast Network) and his NSFW idea for a whole hotline of gangsters for, you know, when you want to get shit-talked to.

Here’s the previous pick for MIFV, in case you missed it.

Per usual, I’m taking submissions for the MIFV like the one featured above. I love finding new, hilarious videos from people hundreds and thousands of miles away, so please do send your videos so long as they follow the rules below.
-E-mail embeddable video link to [email protected] with subject line “MIFV Submission”
-Videos must have been posted online (i.e. have a time stamp that says so) within exactly two weeks from when you submit (i.e. videos uploaded more than 14 days from the day when you submit will not be up for consideration)
-Don’t add any cover letters or explanations; please just send the link