After months of speculating on the look of everyone’s favorite pizza loving reptiles, the first trailer for the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been released courtesy of Paramount:
You know what? This doesn’t look that bad, and definitely looks like the best TMNT movie we were going to get in the age of the gritty reboot. While initial images may have left viewers skeptical, seeing the turtles in their final, larger than life film form works, and once they start talking, they do seem to come to life in a way that can work for a live-action feature film. Also, this movie features William Fichtner, and William Fichtner can do no wrong.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hits theaters August 8th.
Any kid who grew up in the 80’s with the Playmates toy line knows- turtles accessorizing looks stupid. Not that these turtles need any help, they already look really stupid to begin with.
If you can get past the lips/noses and the fact that nothing in this even remotely exudes TMNT (born in the 70’s and am a DIEHARD TMNT fan) this looks truly awful. These turtles look @#$%ing retarded.
I envy those who can’t see what 5h1t this is.