SHAG-ALOGUE! Fascinating writer and accidental sexpert Grant Stoddard shares how he went from having “the love-making skills of a demented muskrat” to becoming the “Hunter S. Thompson of the vagina.” Sandra learns so much, including the only time he wished for a smaller penis.

TOPICS: Hobbies, experiential writing, sploshing, class clown, Ameriphile, “Working Stiff,” adventure, anthropological jape, large orgy penis, promiscuity, estimating penis size, dildo peddling, editorial decisions, flirting style, British accents in America, accidentally poly, crying & waking = cheching, detailed list of partners, therapeutic sex, Pussycat Dolls of dicks, DWI, Burning Man, and exhibitionism!