There’s never a bad time to be surprised by Nicolas Cage. When you think a Sorcerer’s Apprentice movie without Mickey Mouse will be bad, but it’s not because he’s in it. When you’re a bee-worshipping cultist on an island, and he punches you out while wearing a bear suit. When he tells you he’s a vampire, but he’s not. When you wake up and he’s in your shower…okay, maybe not that one so much.
But best of all may be when you think you have an ordinary red pillow, but you rub the sequins on it against the grain, and…holy Wicker Man remake, Ghost Rider, there he is again!
This creation is the brain-child of Etsy seller Memeskins, who also sells Cage’s face on socks, on tank tops, on the Mona Lisa, and of course mousepads. They’re all in the $20 range, which is a bargain for all the many hours of joy you’ll get pretending that you can play peekaboo with the real star of The Weather Man. He may never have gotten to play the Superman we needed, but now he is for sure the super-cushion we deserve.
What Nicolas Cage merchandise can Memeskins grace us with next? A plush bunny with the actor’s face would be perfect, as would a comic-book-styled cape. Maybe authentic pagan honey made from imitation charred Nic Cage. The possibilities are endless, really. And like both Cage and this pillow, inevitably surprising.
Are you ready to roll the dice and come out with far more than mere Snake Eyes? Tell us your favorite Cage gear in comments below.
Images:Â Etsy/Memeskins
Nicolas Cage is everything:
- He can read Edgar Allan Poe the best.
- He can be everyone on Game of Thrones.
- He also returns dinosaur skulls when requested.
