For Valentine’s Day, Nerdist-endorsed presidential candidate Marvin E. Quasniki has a little romantic poem for you. And a little bear, and some chocolates. Offer not valid in Florida, because someone has to stay home and take care of the dog.

See the Quasniki campaign videos at the Nerdist Channel on YouTube and like him on Facebook, because despite Tuesday being Valentine’s Day, they don’t offer a “Love” button. What? Oh, come on, not THAT love… never mind.