Twitter can sometimes be a toxic place, but it can also sometimes deliver joy when you least expect it. Case in point: comedian Leslie Jones of Saturday Night Live and Ghostbusters fame has a tendency to share absolutely delightful live-tweets for shows and movies she’s watching. She’s taken to Twitter for Game of Thrones and several seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and it was everything. Now, via Entertainment Weekly, we’ve learned she turned her attention to Avengers: Infinity War. She just watched the film the very first time, and her reactions are priceless.
(Update: In case you joined us for the first round of Jones’ tweets, we’re pleased to inform you that she has at last finished the movie and her corresponding live-tweet marathon. Revel in her reactions to the ending below!)
Leslie shares the collective thirst for Chris Evans as Captain America, and like the rest of us, she wishes she had an Iron Man suit of her own (hers, apparently, would be purple, which I can totally get behind). She didn’t know Spider-Man was in the movie, and when she found out her surprise was like a little kid getting the toy they most wanted on Christmas morning. Read her tweets for yourself…at least all the ones so far. The movie was too much excitement for her, and she had to pause halfway through. We totally understand.
OH SHIT THIS MOVIE BOUT TO BE THE BOMB!! Lol y’all know I’m late to everything!! #AvengersInfinityWar
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Ok so it’s gonna take me two days to watch this movie y’all too much shit keep happening I can’t take it. This muthafucka done beat up the hulk,killed the gate keeper and Loki! Damn the spoilers this is too much now! Like this dude from jail yo! He don’t give a fuck! pic.twitter.com/rr5j3ZyFPk
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
WAIT?! He killed Thor too?! What is happening is thanos Trump?! Omg
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
You guys SPIDER-MAN IN THIS TOO?! Yoooooooooook
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Man I love superhero movies. Had a blue and light blue cape in six grade moms made it for a parade but I wore it way past the parade. pic.twitter.com/mEMAwkpw6o
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
YOOOOO!! These villains ain’t fucking around!! And they straight ghetto too yo like gang banging in this mf!! Damn! I don’t think we gone beat them yo!! Fuuuuuuck!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Dayum!! Captain America! pic.twitter.com/XqDgdmRk9e
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Forgot about the homies!! pic.twitter.com/Kc1roYyh8m
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
AAAAAAAAAAAA YOOOOOOO WAKANDA!! THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! Lol they using all the folks!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Ok you guys I can’t watch the whole thing I might die from excitement I have to go to bed. lol lol damn everybody so fine and heroey in this movie. Now don’t judge but I would have dated thanos in my 20s LMAO!! Wit his gangsta ass! Goodnight!! #heybighead #goingtobedonthatone
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
After a much-needed break, Jones returned to her Infinity War tweet-a-thon. Here begins the second act of this masterpiece:
Y’all ready for the rest of infinity wars
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I may not be able to finish it all y’all!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I mean thanos must have some heart, for gamora at least. is that her name did I fuck it up?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Damn Thor.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
First of all you can’t just no dam eyeball in and it works wtf?! It got to connect to some veins man!! Damn Thor!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um wtf? pic.twitter.com/BjzgeM4xts
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
You guys am I tripping that this the best movie ever!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Why dude won’t tell Thor that he not a rabbit? “Hey man I feel like we friends now so can you stop calling me a rabbit? Cause I’m a raccoon. Unless he is not a raccoon. Then I don’t know I never did finish the 2nd guardians of galaxy
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I’m telling you I had this power maaaaaaaaaan!!! pic.twitter.com/q52ivg5G6g
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Yo so how many planets is it?! See that’s crazy for us to think we are the only beings in the universe!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um…gamora um shut up girl. pic.twitter.com/uOkF6lytoH
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
That’s some cold blooded shit man!! He just threw her off the cliff!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Wait!! The Olympics in wakanda would be fucking awesome!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
BUCKY!!! I want a haircut though real talk you not telling that man wouldn’t be fine as hell with a haircut!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Yo that a good question what happen to captain America shield?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Oh yeah I forgot about that? Ironman took it.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Ok question! How was weapon planet running before. Did thanos freeze it or something or the people being dead not there to run it?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I know this look…😐 pic.twitter.com/oSU8SiVuh7
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um…why you texting me? pic.twitter.com/ml9Vz9pwEq
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Whaaaaaat?! pic.twitter.com/ljdG2pbUpy
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
This bitch! pic.twitter.com/SGGFgPo85t
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Yes!! pic.twitter.com/k1QPmaWkfm
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
YOOOOOO!! pic.twitter.com/vyGdEgPF8k
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I was waiting on him to do something! Now does this mean Thor will be extra sting cause man we need him!! pic.twitter.com/YOFemGzWUH
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Yes Thor!! pic.twitter.com/qgKhtD6r9p
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
He ain’t the one to play wit y’all!! pic.twitter.com/fEVbuwt5QF
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Ok you guys please is he gonna kill spider man cause that’s gonna bum me out. Dammit I have to finish y’all!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
DAMMIT THEY ALMOST GOT THE FUCKING GLOVE AAAAAARGGHH!!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
How the fuck?! pic.twitter.com/UxvlWdW8Jz
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Exactly!!!!! pic.twitter.com/4unxDMN20M
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I’m sorry y’all this movie bringing out the ghetto in me lmao!! pic.twitter.com/OaU8jOZyyB
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Like um we need you!! pic.twitter.com/IyrWYwW9mp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
You guys thanos is unbeatable wtf?! I’m so scared right now!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
IM IN FUCKING TEARS YO FOR REAL WTF HE CANT KILL IRONMAN!! pic.twitter.com/H0mfBiJ0sa
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I’m sorry I’m a fucking idiot…lmao pic.twitter.com/DSimA39fCY
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Man I wish I could have did this for the prom! pic.twitter.com/iOGit8eitk
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Not my man!! pic.twitter.com/GTt52UZvQp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um quick thought um don’t want to go there but um Visio was a computer right (song “computer love†starts playing) I’m just saying he was with a human girl right i mean wink wink computers do know stuff. Hehehehehe! #okcornybutibetyalllaughing
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Why!!!!! Lordt!! pic.twitter.com/dWhDxs6tl4
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Hey what the fuck happen? He snapped his fingers and like some creepy shit happened is this gonna be a weird ending yo?’
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Wow for real sooooo they kill the black panther?! Oh you know I’m bout to say some shit!! pic.twitter.com/cnBUX342pY
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
FUCK!! NOT SPIDER MAN!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Like what a dick? pic.twitter.com/5XN8DIu1zT
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Sooooo nobody didn’t want to tell me it was gonna end like that WTF?! pic.twitter.com/EGd721h5f4
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
NOOOOOOO! Who was he calling?! pic.twitter.com/8eNUWTNtxj
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um who is this captain marvel?! And why have I heard that before? Tell me more please? Where is she now? And where is the justice league? I’m pissed like tell me this marvel lady!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
And there you have it. What did you think of Leslie Jones’ live-tweet session? Be sure to let us know down below in the comments.
Images: Marvel Studios / NBC
