Two beloved heroines duke it out in the latest Princess Rap Battle, a âno-weapons, no-magicâ fight between Hermione Granger and Katniss Everdeen.
Created by Whitney Avalon, the battle takes place on Hermioneâs home turf at Hogwarts, with the names of the two participants being drawn from the Goblet of Fire, by Professor Dumbledore and Effie Trinket of course.
Each rapper gets a pair of male sidekicks, with Harry and Ron backing up Hermione, and Gale and Peeta with Katniss.
Some highlights of Katnissâs best barbs include:
- Pointing out she is the hero of her story while Hermione is a sidekick.
- Saying the best day in the lives of Hermioneâs parents is when they forgot she existed.
A couple of Hermioneâs best shots include:
- Mentioning The Hunger Games is really just a rip off of Battle Royale.
- Reminding her Rue is still dead.
The single best diss comes from Katniss, and itâs just as much directed at Ron.
âCoulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail.â
It hurts because itâs true.
However, the winner of the battle is Hermione Granger. Where Katniss spends a lot of her time promoting herself, Hermione is relentless in her attacks. I mean, the line about the Girl on Fireâs dad also being on fire, well, thatâs going for the jugular. There are no lines you can cross in a rap battle. Thatâs a well-established fact.
Make sure you watch this; itâs incredibly well done, and full of inside jokes for fans of both franchises. Also check out some past Princess Rap Battles from Whitney Avalon (she plays Katniss in the video).
What two female characters would you most like to see battle it out with some strong rhymes? May your thoughts be ever in our comments below.
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Image: YouTube/Whitney Avalon