It’s nearly April, so you know what that means: the onslaught of Game of Thrones-related parodies cometh! Just like winter, this yearly homage to all things Westeros, is unavoidable, but hey, at least they are fairly clever and always bloody entertaining, right?

Enter: Game of Smurfs, a very deadly and super-NSFW (if your work is offended by violence, language, and Smurf boobs) look at what would happen were the machinations and malevolence of The Known Realm to make their way to Smurfville.

Pairing up everyone’s least-favorite Belgian blueies (sorry, Peyo, but didn’t you see The Rock on SNL? We all have to draw a line somewhere) with the murder-y melees often seen in Westeros, Essos, and beyond, Fox’s ADHD (Animation Domination High-Def) team put together a real Smurftastic little clip.

The whole thing quickly becomes an excuse to slaughter any and every Smurf in sight while simultaneously Smurf-izing the language because let me tell you, the Smurfs are unSmurfingbelievable when it comes to interSmurfonal relationship games, so it’s no Smurfder that they’re so Smurfy when you consider their Smurfitude. Because Smurf stuff. Can I Smurf this post up anymore? You better Smurflieve it, you faithless Smurfholes! Smurf Smurf Smurf.

Also, in what is sure to be a surprise to no one: Gargamel is an asshole.

What seemingly diametrically opposed childrens’ programming would YOU put together in a mash-up with Game of Thrones? We’re rooting for one with The Noozles (but that’s also because we have a highly unhealthy obsession with The Noozles), but let us know in the comments below.