A long time ago, in a hamster cage far, far away…
Darth Vader might be the greatest villain to ever grace the big screen, but his tiny critter counterpart Darth Hamster is probably the cutest bad guy we’ve ever seen. However, even being little and lovable won’t help him reign over the adorable animal galactic empire in this Star Wars “remake” with hamsters. That’s right, forget Rogue One, today it’s all about Hamster Wars!
Meet Luke Skyhamster as he watches the dual setting suns of Tatooine before going off to join the Rebel Hamsertlliance, and as Obi-Wan Hamsternobi battles his former apprentice before Luke makes his final run, not on a little wheel, but to blow up the Death HamStar.
Okay, there are only so many hamster puns we can make, but forget about that and just go watch a bunch of super cute animals dressed in robes and eating toy stormtroopers because this is super fun and wonderful. Seriously, did you see the hamster put his head inside the X-Wing helmet? It’s like he used the Force to make our hearts cry out in joy.
This is the latest hamster Hollywood recreation from the folks at Mashable Watercooler, who already brought us a little furry remake of Stranger Things, as well as a magical re-imagining of Harry Potter starring hamster wizards and witches. As always, the best part isn’t the amazing sets or the lovable little stars that get to play on them, but the fact that these little guys all come from the Westchester Rescued Hamster Haven.
That is, until they make The Hamster Strikes Back. We bet that will be the best one of them all.
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Images: Mashable Watercooler