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Get Your Caffeine Fix with Chewable Coffee

I’ll say it: I’m addicted to coffee. My daily Americano need is huge and sometimes inconvenient but now a company has come up with a way to make getting a daily caffeine high as easy to take as taking your vitamins.

Go Cubes are chewable gummy coffee cubes that are the equivalent of a half-cup of cold-brew coffee. They come in three flavors: Pure Drip, Mocha, and Latte and each package contains a random assortment of all three.

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As this infographic points out, if you put coffee in your purse you have a disaster on your hands. First of all if you’re carrying cups of coffee in your purse, you don’t deserve coffee and should be ashamed of yourself—that’s not how anyone carries open beverages. Clearly though, the better solution are chewable cubes of coffee, because they are portable and convenient.

Go Cubes are made by Nootrobox, and the ingredients not only contain caffeine, but “nootropics,” supplements known to safely improve cognitive performance on exams, stressful days, and other mentally demanding tasks. Each Go Cube is 35 calories and a typical serving size is two.

Wait, two?? I have a serious problem eating just two gummy bears, I don’t know if I can stop myself from eating only two coffee cubes. Then again the thought of ODing on gummies is probably caution enough.

Go Cubes are currently part of a tiered Indiegogo campaign and are already halfway to their goal. Chew your drinks and sip your food, the future is backwards, get used to it.

Is chewable coffee how you see yourself ingesting caffeine? Let us know in the comments.

H/T: CNET

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