As it stands, 2015 has currently lacked a pulse-pounding action movie that has blown as away and made us go <Keanu voice>“whoa”</Keanu voice>. However, this weekend will see the release of Kingsman: The Secret Service – a new film from X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn based on Mark Millar’s The Secret Service comic book series. If ever there was a new movie after our own action-loving hearts, this would be it.

But we need our Kingsman fix right now. Enter RocketJump:

At this point, you gotta wonder why no one has given the guys money to just make a kick-ass action movie…especially after Video Game High School.

But, opportunity aside, this new video is on par with the kind of entertainment we except from the guys behind every 90s commercial ever. Of course, the real question is whether or not Freddie would even cut it as a Kingsman. We personally say yes, but hey, we know the guy. Though, if you’ve ever seen the alarmageddon video, you know he’s not one to be trifled with.

It seems pretty safe to say that no piece of marketing for Kingsman is going to top this sucker. Hey FOX, go spend the rest of the money on a new Fantastic Four trailer. You wrapped this one up pretty damn good.

Kingsman: The Secret Service hits theaters this Friday.

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