From one of the brilliantly twisted minds that brought you Neil’s Puppet Dreams comes the retelling of Rambo you never knew you needed, complete with three musical numbers and more homoerotic subtext than a Whitesnake music video: Michael Serrato’s Rambo…But Gay. Okay, maybe subtext is a generous term, but as Serrato explains in the video, he wanted to take something that society has branded to be hypermasculine and hyper-heterosexual and give it a gay retelling. The result is a campy, over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek take on Rambo’s bloody revenge sage, but with way better choreography and wardrobe. Honestly, if all police departments had harmonies as rock solid as Jerkwater P.D.’s, the world would be a safer place.

What do you think of Rambo…But Gay? What movie would you like to see get the …But Gay treatment next? Let us know in the comments below!