We all want control of our future to remain in our own hands–both real and mechanical, but that’s easier when we have access to the wisdom of an experienced mentor who can help us navigate the difficult path to success. Who better to guide us on how to turn our small business into an empire than the man who was born a slave on a planet at the edge of the galaxy and grew up to build not just an empire, but the Empire? Because now you can become an apprentice of the greatest Sith warrior in the galaxy far, far away, thanks to Darth Vader‘s new online class.
Nerdist Presents is excited to bring to you the latest offering from the online educational site Mastermind, not to be confused with Masterclass, because only at Mastermind will the instructors tell you the real cost of turning your cupcake company into the Death Star of bakeries. Because sometimes an “arm and a leg” is more literal than you might expect.
In this day and age, it’s not good enough just to have a great product, you have to be able to brand yourself. And nobody has ever done a greater job at that than the guy who made breathing synonymous with his name.
That’s why the only way to avoid choking on your aspirations is to have Darth Vader as your teacher. Although, when your professor can Force choke you, make sure you turn all your papers in on time.
What other super villain would you like to take a class from? Tell us in the comments below who should be the next mastermind to teach a course.
Practice Force hugs on these Star Wars stories!
- The Last Jedi‘s throne room scene in 16-bit.
- Natalie Portman raps about the prequels.
- A wicked Emperor Palpatine statue.
