It turns out you don’t have to make meth in an RV to get it smoking. While Breaking Bad came to an end in 2013, its fandom is still strong. Strong enough, in fact, to warrant what is possibly one of the most on-point pieces of licensed merchandise any TV fan could want — a Breaking Bad RV incense burner.
That’s right, you can now own a miniature version of the RV lovingly dubbed The Crystal Ship by Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) that will not only become a great conversation piece in your living room, but make everything smell better. All you have to do is open the bullet hole-ridden door, slip in your favorite scent of cone incense, and watch the smoke pour out of an air vent on top.
While the smoke may not be the blue smoke fans will remember ebbing from Walter White’s (Bryan Cranston) special Blue Sky methamphetamine recipe, this alternative is much safer than building a cooking lab in your own home — it’s also a much more legal option. If you so choose, you can still pull a Walter White, and stand next to it without pants. Just queue up Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James and The Shondells on your smartphone and your ultimate Breaking Bad tribute is complete.
This little reminder of one of the greatest TV shows of all time is $29.99 and makes a fantastic gift for the Breaking Bad nerd in your life, even if that happens to be you. You can pick it up at ThinkGeek!
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