Matthew Burnside
Matthew writes and performs comedy in Los Angeles, works at NerdMelt. He has a degree in math. Although, he's not sure where he put it.

Konami’s Pre-E3 Announcement

Children’s Bloody Imagination

You Can Count On It

Pizza Is My Life

The Michael Scott Algorithm

Laser Beamz

Don’t Look Into Her Eyes

Happy Birthday, Bun-Bun!

A Message From MESSENGER

Dude, Sweet Dachshund-Flip Off That Hubba

Gettin’ Down With Thom Yorke and Rodeohead

It’s World Math Day!

Long Live The King

Happy Valentine’s Day, Love Radiohead

A Letter To The Internet

The Laugh Heard ‘Round The World

More Fun With The Concept Of Freezing Water

WHADAP!

They Talk In Maths(?)

Hoth Is A Bad Vacation Getaway, Jabba

“Merry Christmas; I Love You”

A Bundle That Is Humble

A Matter of Antimatter
