Take the average Jeff Goldblum fanâso, any living person, I supposeâand ask them what exactly they love so much about the guy. Chances are theyâll be able to rattle off a number of things: the way he breaks into song mid-interview, his impeccable taste in both cardigans and glasses, how gracious he is to his thirstiest followers, that time he played the Big Bad Wolf on Faerie Tale Theatre in 1985, that sort of thing. And those are all valid explanations for oneâs admiration of the man.
Still, itâs undeniable that thereâs one thing that sets Goldblum sets him apart from anyone else to grace the silver screen: his stammers, stutters, snickers, and other sounds. If youâre unconvinced that Goldblumâs vocal tics (colloquially referred to as Goldblumisms) are the best in the biz, then take a gander at this impeccably crafted supercut from Owenergy Studios and see if it doesnât change your mind.
Given the sheer variety of these clips, I think we can all acknowledge that whatever material he has to work withâfrom Cats & Dogs and Portlandia to Independence Day and Jurassic ParkâGoldblum makes it better with the sheer power of his vocalizations.
Kudos to the fine folks at Owenergy for straying from their niche of videos spotlighting Owen Wilsonâs signature âWow!â and for recognizing that Goldblumâs laugh is the most powerful weapon in his arsenal. If you simply cannot wait to hear it, that magic begins at 2:51. Take it from me, someone who once did a five-minute PowerPoint presentation on the Ian Malcolm laugh at a Goldblum trivia night. (Life is a rich tapestry.)
Iâm confident this isnât the last Goldblum supercut we see. Hopefully a collection of âGoldblum cuddles an animalâ scenes wonât be too far behind.
Whatâs your favorite Goldblum tic? Let us know in the comments!
Images: YouTube/Owenergy
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