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A Dramatic Reading by MASS EFFECT’s Jennifer Hale

I’m pro FemShep. No, it’s not because I’m a lady, but because Jennifer Hale delivers such an emotional performance as the female version of Shepard in the Mass Effect series.

For those who aren’t familiar with Mass Effect or the heroine who battled the Reapers in the boots of a dude in the interstellar games, FemShep is on the same level as Alien‘s Ripley, Buffy, and Disney’s Mulan. Seriously, they all kick ass.

Thanks to the folks at Sneaky Zebra, they’ve capture the essence of Jennifer Hale’s FemShep’s allure in a dramatic reading on why you will never be better than Commander Shepard.

Get mesmerized with the video below:

The words Hale reads are lyrics from Miracle of Sound’s “Commander Shepard” which basically sums up how no one can take on the Commander. While the lyrics and song are pretty catchy and dramatic on their own, it’s Hale’s delivery that will strike fear into your being, while simultaneously making you feel just a little bit aroused.

If you’re pining for a version with male Shepard, you’re in luck. Sneaky Zebra also has a take with Mark Meer.

You can check out more of Sneaky Zebra’s videos on their YouTube channel.

How do you feel about this dramatic reading by everyone’s favorite Commander on the Citadel? Let us know in the comments below.

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  1. That’s how you read it! 😀