Have you herd? If you want to get in one last Oscar-related joke before tomorrow, you’d better hoof it! Pack your supplies and hop to it, before you get outfoxed, and…
Look, in the spirit of Zootopia, we’d hate to beat a dead horse. Or any horse. But the general gist here is that Oh My Disney has unleashed a new round of movie posters as they would exist in Zootopia’s all-animal universe. You might remember last year’s Hell or High Otter (what was that otter smoking?) and La La Lamb; this year, they’re cheating a little bit by including some decidedly non-contenders, like Zoomanji…
“Moowayne Johnshorn” is what we’re going to call the Rock from now on, at least until we’re anywhere within his earshot. He still gets off easier than Mark Wahlrus…
The favorite to win in the animal universe, we hear, is Lady Herd. Ever since the triumph of officer Judy Hopps, female protagonists have been in.
There’s more over at Oh My Disney, including a Shape of Water one that takes interspecies love in a different direction (and no, it’s not fox and bunny). If tradition holds, they may break out a few more before the show begins, but they’d better be faster than Flash about it to beat the clock. Dunstork, anyone? Pull Me by Your Mane? Three Bullboards?
Let us know your beastly Oscar suggestions in comments.
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We’ve got more Disney.
- A Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur cartoon!
- New Disney park Marvel rides in the works.
- Live-action Kim Possible is probable.
