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Episode 5: You Made It Weird
Chelsea Peretti

You Made It Weird #5: Chelsea Peretti

What’s weirder than offending Pete’s good friend Chelsea in the first 10 minutes of the podcast? Listen and you’ll find out!

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  1. Al says:

    New listener, going back through the archives. I cannot fathom what experiences have led Pete to use the word “centrifuge” so often. Baffling

  2. Melanie Nameless says:

    “You’re dead forever.”
    Fuck you forever.
    -this is why I love Holmsie.

  3. Kash says:

    Pete, you should take a myers briggs test and see your score. You are so introspective you would be fascinated. It would also be a weird thing to ask each of your guests (along with the regular dating comics and god stuff)

  4. yasmin says:

    I love Chelsea Peretti so much she’s hilarious!! This whole episode was great

  5. Mac Harde says:

    I am the MOST powerful Lez there is, why wouldn’t I be here?!?

  6. Todd Mason says:

    Logy. RIght word, wrong spelling.

  7. Todd Mason says:

    Keep working the whistling/humming. I can almost keep the melodies going with both (Calvin Trillin, the poet, can do this very well. The More You Know…)

  8. Todd Mason says:

    And, you know, I find women comedians to run more attractive than the average…perhaps because wit and intelligence up their attractiveness…but I’ve never understood why the women in the field are downgraded thus.

  9. emery says:

    Please please please tell me you were serious about during a podcast together with Chelsea . you guys are both really funny and had such great chemistry together

  10. josh says:

    Kandle ftw!

    And fwiw, I also am one of those borderline Myers Briggs test-takers. It feels like having all of the astrological signs.

  11. Stan says:

    Right around 1:03:18 Pete’s laugh sounds almost exactly like a rooster crowing. Here is a related Youtube video: (Also great show enjoyed it)

  12. Mike says:

    Will Ferrell and the drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers = the same person.

  13. Amanda says:

    I wanted to laugh so hard during this episode, but I listened to it at work. It was all I could do to keep myself under control. Got quite an ab workout!

  14. odin42 says:

    I got your synch up joke, Pete.

  15. Remster says:

    Re: Your Mom jokes

    I have the best/worst story about a failed your mom joke! I was meeting one of my best friends new boyfriends who she was starting to get serious with, so I wanted to make a good impression. We decided to go out geocaching #nerdalert and wound up looking for a cache up in the hills of the valley, near LA, which are basically devoid of life as it is. So we were walking along the dusty trail when he said, “God, it’s so dry and dusty.”

    “Your mom is dry and dusty!” I said, proud of myself. Comedy Genius, I declared myself.

    He paused, looked at me and said “My mom is dead.”

    I thought he was joking so I started laughing. After a moment he did too and walked off. Finally, I thought, a guy who gets my sicko humor! Horray!

    My friend came up to me immediately after and put a hand on my shoulder. “She really is dead,” she said. “She died a year ago.”

    We’re all still best friends.

  16. Snuh says:

    “The best kept secret about you is that you’re just a well of rage.”