Lennon Parham (Accidentally On Purpose! Best Friends Forever!) makes it weird!
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PETE! She gave you the formula! I could see you being the next Jim Carrey in terms of animated comedy. Your face (no offense) is hilarious! You’d be unstoppable.
Insane kweli reference
@Jim and @ali…no one besides you two think Pete is a bigot or is creepy. Everyone knows both of you are projecting some terrible depression in your life onto a podcast forum. If you think I’m wrong and you are just being mean, then you are truly a terrible person. If you don’t enjoy the podcast: stop listening, stop downloading it, and especially don’t spread your negativity on a forum. You aren’t helping, you are just making everyone else uncomfortable around you. If you really have constructive feedback either make it constructive or fuck off…
On a side note, watched BFF pilot right afterwards and really was impressed. It really is depressing knowing that something special like that can’t survive in the mainstream market. As Lennon was saying, they should be proud to have even gotten as far as they did with the consistently terrible taste network viewers demonstrate.
For Petie Pants…
That whole “woman farks a dog” rumor is old enough and well-known enough that there was a top 40 songs a LONG time ago called “Funky Poodle.” I’m not kidding. http://youtu.be/UII7RA2rIm4
As for lady parts and where they are, this might help…
Imagine you’re standing outside of a big house. You walk up to the front door. Think of the door frame as the labia, or “lady lips.” Once you enter the door, you’re standing in a small space for the shoes and galoshes and umbrellas, sometimes called the “mud room.” That would be where the vagina is. Just remember – your rubbers are for the mud room/vagina. Go just a wee bit further into the house and you’re standing in the foyer – that would be the cervix. Mr. Happy can’t get into the cervix, but his swimmers can if he forgot his rubbers. Just beyond THAT is a nice, big, warm living room. That’s where baby grows and lives, or the uterus.
And most important of all, think of the doorbell as the clitoris. You’ll want you press on that think if you ever want to get inside the house.
Hope that helps.
@Petie Pants – Before I start the podcast, I want to thank you for the heads-up on bee pollen. Bought some from Amazon.com (yes, I used the banner) on a whim and I notice a difference on the days I take it. Hubby took some for the first time yesterday and told me I was a genius. I gave you the credit.
Have you heard of any NEGATIVE side effects about taking bee pollen I should know about? The only one I’ve found on the internet is that it could aggravate preexisting allergies, so I’m okay there.
And now to listen…
“All these fucking fake Brits, sneaking back into our goddamn country & stealing our hearts…and stealing the good parts. Parts & hearts.” Ahhhh. Peteypants poetry! Such fun & Lennon is a treasure. I miss BEST FRIENDS FOREVER — made me laugh so hard. BFF! We hardly knew ye. :c
pete is literally the best
Wait a second, Joan Cusack (name checked in this episode as a woman who became a successful character actress without ever having to be on Saturday Night Live) was on Saturday Night Live in the mid-80’s, wasn’t she?
Does anybody else find Pete Holmes to be straight-up creepy? Just consistently, outright creepy?
re: The Hangover discussion.
What a surprise, Pete is shitty to transgender people. It’s almost like the way he is to literally anyone who’s different than he is.
People don’t get a heck of a lot more charming and talented than Lennon Parham, but I couldn’t shake the sense that Pete spent much of the episode dominating the conversation and impeding its natural flow by forcing it down certain avenues. Maybe it’s time to think about pulling back a bit, buddy.
Crystal Methodist is too funny
Broccoli is not a fruit. I am very disappointed in you Pete. Very disappointed.
Someone needs to take this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0i2Wx4kno and set it to Aaron Copland’s “Hoedown”
Easily an hour of this was them NOT grasping what the other one meant.
Jesus Christ. You got two words into your Draper impression, two words into your Cooper impression and I was dying both times.
Just do mad men impressions next time. I love you
Sorry to be that guy, but pete, Philip K Dick didn’t write those movies. He wrote the short stories and novels those stories are based on. To The Best Of Our Knowledge had a pretty good episode on him, I think you would be interested.
Also you can find a bunch of his stories on Audible.com
Pete, I used to do the EXACT same thing when we read as a class: read ahead and make sure I knew how to pronounce everything. I HOPED for a long paragraph, because I always knew all the words…I wasn’t popular.
Lord, even *I* would’ve hated me back then…