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WWE RAW Recap: 9/30

I have a confession to make.

I love pro wrestling.

Controversial, I know, but I can’t help it. Since as early as I can remember, all things related to the squared circle held a special place in my heart. This ever-dormant passion for sports-entertainment became a virtual volcano of love once the WWF Attitude Era was upon us. I became obsessed with the WWF and it’s roster of superstars, and that obsession, while it has dwindled at times, is currently running strong. I took some time off, but I’ve been back watching WWE for about a year and a half now, watching the shows, reading blogs, checking out old matches and catching up on ones I’ve missed, attending a few new ones (SummerSlam, for instance, which was… awesome), playing the games, buying the merch; you name it. I’m hooked.

Raw has always been the high-point of the WWE calendar, and the show has been pretty fantastic as of late. I thought, what better way to share my love of wrasslin’ than to chat with you fine folks about my favorite show on TV. Now I know that Nerdist has rarely covered “sports” before, but that’s okay because I’m not a sports fan. I’m a sports-entertainment fan. And a Libra, in case you were wondering.

Here is the first edition of what will be my weekly RAW recap. The highs, the lows, the bumps and the belts. Every angle.


WWE Raw 9/30/2013 (Live from Biloxi, Mississippi) 

One week from the inaugural Battleground PPV, and HHH and the McMahon Family (which includes Scrooge McHunter’s very own nephews, Huey, Duey and Roman Reigns) continue to terrorize the WWE locker room. There’s some big angle going on right now, and this should be a pretty intense PPV, drama-wise at least.

Will Big Show continue to be the Most-Cryingest Athlete in the world?

Will the Divas be able to contend with A.J, and her new best-buddy Tamina?

Will the Rhodes Bros. finally get their shot at Hunter and his stooges?

Will anyone care about Los Matadores?

Let’s find out together, shall we? It’s Raw time.


Show Opening: 

Enter CM Punk. It’s clobbering… I mean, talking time! We see replay footage of Punk being “tabled” last week by Ryback. Punk wants to fight Ryback, Axel, and Heyman all at once, with his hands tied behind his back and his hoodie pulled up over his eyes and… we get it, Punk. You’re tough. Also, you’re awesome, and the best promo guy in the company. Brad Maddox comes out not to wrestle (sans music, as Punk points out), but to remind Punk and the WWE universe that he’ll get his chance at revenge, on Sunday at Battleground. Brad has another offer for Punk; a match, tonight, on Raw.

Cue Big E Langston!!!

Big E wastes no time and rushes Punk in the ring. Maddox informs the refs that we’ve got a match!

CM Punk VS. Big E Langston

YES! Does this mean the Big E push is finally starting? This is by far the highest-profile match Langston has been involved in, and frankly, it’s about time we got to see Langston take on someone of Punk’s caliber. Big E is a powerhouse (as well as a hilarious guy – if you’re not following him on Twitter, do so). E manages to get a couple near-falls off of Punk, but our hero isn’t giving up this easily. After taking some big hits from the big man, and more importantly selling said hits, Punk rallies, hits an awesome Macho Man from the top rope, and finishes it all off with a GTS. Goodnight, Big E.

Winner: CM Punk

Promo: The Rhodes Bros

Michael Cole reminds us of this evening’s “Family Summit”; HHH and Stephanie meet The Rhodes family (Cody, Dustin, AND Dusty) in the ring tonight. Who wants to bet poor Dustin is wearing the Golddust makeup and a hoodie?

Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston

Kofi seems to be in the midst of a decent little push, and I’m way happy about that, as Kofi is the man. I am also an unabashed Fandango/Johnny Curtis fan, so while this match may not carry much “storyline” heat, it does feature two very solid workers. A quick match with a bunch of good exchanges (Fandango nearly beheaded Kofi with that clothesline); Fandango attempts his unnamed leg drop finisher, only to to get a one way ticket to Trouble in Paradise.

Winner: Kofi Kingston – As soon as the match ends, the Wyatt family does their sloooooooooooow walk to the ring, to which Kofi arms himself with a chair. However, Kofi may as well sit down, because all we get is a Bray promo that makes as much sense as all of Bray’s promos.

Backstage Promos: Brie’s wedding/Heyman’s goons

We see the “close to being babyfaces” Bella twins discussing Brie’s upcoming nuptuals to Goat-Boy, a/k/a Daniel Bryant, a/k/a the reason we are all watching wrestling. However, the Viper has different plans, and Orton, who is close to becoming his old psycho self (or Voldermorton, as my good friend Max Landis refers to him), lets Brie know that Daniel might not make it to the wedding after Sunday’s match. Scary.

Renee Young chats with Paul Heyman, and Paul Heyman proves why he’s one of the best mic-men in the business. I love the “heels getting bullied” angle, and Heyman and his two goons are doing a pretty serviceable job of it.

Los Matadores vs. 3MB

That’s right, it’s the moments you’ve been waiting for, the debut of two men who you last saw a few short months ago getting into a fight with the Great Khali over a parking spot, Primo and Epico, the Colons. Look, I don’t want to pass judgement on a gimmick so soon, but… that bull. The entrance is unique, to say the least (to say more, it’s – how do I put this kindly?- not very good). A fairly basic match follows, with Los Matadores hitting some pretty unique tag-team moves on the likes of Slater and Jinder Mahal. Los Matadores manage to dominate 3MB, but that’s not really a big deal, and… that bull. I’m scared, you guys.

Winner: Los Matadores


The Family Summit

Hunter and Stephanie come out, head to the ring, and call out the Rhodes, who make their way from backstage to Dusty’s music (and I was right about Goldie’s suit and facepaint combo). HHH tries to calm the visibly angry Rhodes boys, and reminds them of the “chances” he’s given them as of late. Some veiled threats later, and the McMahon camp has a deal for the Rhodes; Cody and Golddust vs Rollings and Reigns in a tag-team match (with Dusty in the Rhodes corner), for a chance at winning their jobs back. The southern boys accept, and then the Shield runs out to powerbomb the hell out of Cody. To be continued on Sunday, at Battleground!!!

R-Truth vs. Curtis Axel

Can the fairly newly returned Truth defeat Heyman’s guy, the current IC champion Curtis Axel? More importantly, will we get to see the full “What’s up?” rap?  A quick match which sees Axel putting some damage on Truth early, until suddenly Punk’s music plays, distracting the third generation champion and allowing Truth to hit his finisher, whose name currently escapes me. Axel is pissed. Oh, Punk, you wily varmint!

Winner: R-Truth

Alicia Fox vs. Brie Bella

Poor Alicia, like Brad Maddox, doesn’t even get entrance music, but that’s okay, as the point of this short but well-executed match is to show just how good at wrestling Brie has gotten in the last year, and that without her sister she’s a formidable singles wrestler and a threat to Divas‘ champ A.J. I’ll admit; I watch Divas. I like Brie. I like this push. More, please, thank you!

Winner: Brie Bella


Promo: Zeb doesn’t like Los Matadores

That’s okay, Zeb; I’m not sure I do either. THAT BULL!?!?!?

Backstage Promos: Heyman, Show and Truth

Paul Heyman has a mysterious proposal for Ryback.

Big show is ready to knock-out HHH.

R-Truth wants an IC title match, but Big Show REALLY wants to knock out HHH.

Zack Ryder vs. Alberto Del Rio

This plays out exactly as you’d think it would; Del Rio dominates, Zack gets a lone broski boot, and Del Rio then proceeds to dominate and get a real early victory. It’s good to see Ryder on TV again, even if it’s only in a jobber capacity. Yoshi Tatsu, you’re next!

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Promo: Punk scorches the earth.

Heyman and crew head out to to ring, where Paul drops to one knee and proposes to Ryback. “Be a permanent Heyman guy!” Adorable; Ryback hates bullies but loves romance. Punk’s music hits and Heyman and co. prepare for an ambush, but Punk trips and hurts his knee. Huh? Oh, never mind – our hero was hiding a kendo stick and proceeds to DESTROY Heyman, Axel, and Ryback with the weapon, before hitting a GTS on Axel. Sunday will be fun, gang.

The Shield vs. The Usos and Dolph Ziggler

I love this line-up. While The Shield has gotten a tad stale, they’re still super entertaining to watch, and the Usos and Dolph are some of my favorite people in the company, so I’m excited for this one. This match is fast-paced and busy, and sees all the participants getting a lot of ring time. WWE Universe: meet the future of this business. Lots of tags, lots of finishers- this is our best match of the night, and luckily it’s given time to develop (WWE has been great lately about matches running longer in time). The match ends when Roman hits that monstrous spear on the show-off Dolph Ziggler, and a great match it was. On a side note, I love that they refer to Ziggler’s Fameasser as “The Fameasser.” DX for life.

Winner: The Shield

Promo: Show gets shut down

Big Show waits backstage for HHH, but is met by the Biloxi police department, who has arrived to investigate Show’s “threats” to Hunter. Stephanie oddly sticks up for the big man, which seems to infuriate him even more as he lays waste to the wall and a HHH poster. You show em, Show!

RVD presents a highlight package of his hardcore prowess, reminding us that Sunday night is going to get brutal, and I for one can’t wait.

Antonio Cesaro vs. Santino

Zeb and The Real Americans don’t like Santino (and his valets, Khali and Hornswoggle). Santino doesn’t like making us take him seriously. I joke, as I think Santino is hilarious (and save that flute stuff from Smackdown) and always a welcome addition to the show. Cesaro continues to be the most underused pure talent in the company, and he makes quick work of Santino, until our “Italian” friend manages to get a quick roll up and steal the win. Sure.  At least there were no flutes.

Winner: Santino

Promo: The Goat vs the Snake

The night comes to a close with some Battleground teasing, as Orton and Byran showdown in the ring; first on mics (Orton’s “No” chant was pretty great), and then in a vicious series of exchanges that finds Brie running to ringside to protect her fiance, which Orton takes as an opportunity to dismantle him on the steps, and finally with an RKO through a table. Sorry Brie.


Final Thoughts

A decent show, with some real highlights (Shield vs. Usos and Dolph, the Rhodes bros.) and some lows (THAT FREAKING BULL COSTUME, YOU GUYS!!! 50 shades of the Gobbledygooker!) that should lead into what seems to be, on paper, the most exciting PPV in quite a while. HHH and the corporation are making for fantastic heels, and the inevitable Big Show meltdown will be a sight to see. WWE, keep up the good work… but LOSE THAT BULL!



So there we have it. I hope you enjoyed my take on RAW, and if you’d like to see more wrestling content like this covered on Nerdist, you know who to let know. Wrestling fans – please leave comments if you feel like it. I’d love it if this recap turns into a sort of conversation amongst the Nerdist readers each week, ’cause you know that being able to chat wrestling with like-minded folks is a rare treat indeed.

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  1. Tom Connolly says:

    If you want to hear a wrestling podcast you can check this out! Afterbuzztv also does a Raw and Smackdown Podcast too! A wrestling podcast on Nerdist would be so fucking cool! I live in LA and would love to be a part of it!

  2. brendoman says:

    I enjoyed the bull. If that somehow leads to more minis, I am down.

  3. Drakeo says:


    (sorry for the typo on my last post)

    again please keep this coming!

  4. Drakeo says:

    Wrestling on The Nerist site?


    will you cover mostly WWE? I’d love to see at least a bit of indy coverage too!

    anyway please keep it up!

  5. Justin says:

    I couldn’t be more happy seeing my 2 worlds colliding. The Nerdist Network and WWE. Do I smell a Nerdist Wrestling Podcast in the making? I truly hope so.

  6. Just want to say: Keep this wrestling goodness coming!

  7. wabert says:

    excellent recap. all you need now is bringing the stone cold podcast over to the nerdist. that would be AWESOME (Queue Miz Das)

  8. Kory Stoneburner-Betts says:

    I would love more wrestling-centric recaps on! After all, I would put wrestling into a niche that could be considered ‘nerdy”. A simple RAW recap is perfect.

  9. MrJoz says:

    Enjoyed your recap, as a kid i loved wrestling and now as an adult i am an old fan that respects the sport/business. As lame as that bull was it was the only thing that kept me interested in Los Matadores. It was so over the top cheesy i couldn’t help but love it. Its the same love oneself can have for a B rated horror movie i suppose Friday was Santino and snake charmers and this week its a tiny man in a bull outfit. I’m ok with a little bit off cheese sprinkled on my wrestling. Either way i liked the show and can’t wait to see if and how they’ll screw Bryan out of the title again.

  10. Lee says:

    I thought fandango’s leg drop was being referred to as air ballet.

  11. Inno says:

    El Torito is what happens when you put Mantaur in the wash and he shrinks

  12. Donnie says:

    Fantastic recap, Matt! I’ve been a fan of wrestling since 1990, and it’s good to know people still geek out about it like I do.
    The main event feud between Bryan and Orton has really gotten me to start watching again. It’s like watching Austin vs. McMahon all over again.
    It also reminds me of the Marvel Movie Universe. Example: Iron Man 3. Tony’s home is destroyed, he fights the “mandarin” and blows up an entire dock. Captain America doesn’t show up once and say “Hey, you all right?” because Cap has his own stuff going on.
    With Bryan being attacked week after week, the guy that defined “rebelling against authority” for this generation, CM Punk, is caught in his own feud with Paul Heyman. Now granted, it’s level of awesomeness is neck and neck, but it will be cool to see, once Punk finally puts Heyman away, the “Avengers” unite to go up against HHH, Stephanie, Orton and the Shield.

  13. BronanaSplit says:

    Yes yes yes PLEASE continue this blog!

  14. jackjack says:

    Doctor Who and wrestling and more nerdy stuff 🙂 please give us more matt and yes dedicated podcast would be great!

  15. Love the recap and agree with a lot of it. though I will disagree about Torito. Maybe it’s just because the late 80s/ early 90s were my formative years as a wrestling fan, but I’m happy to have a little whimsy in my wrestling. As long as they mix it with some good wrestling and don’t just make it lame forced jokes (like they do with Hornswagle and Khali).

  16. Shahankery says:

    Great write up . Keep it coming!!

  17. Jocelyn says:

    Love seeing more wrestling discussion. More please and maybe more wrestling personalities on the podcast or if the Nerdist show on BBC America comes back have some on there.

  18. zombietako says:

    I would really love a nerdist centric wrestling podcast.

  19. CJ Jones says:

    Great Post Matt,

    I have been a Fan of the Nerdist for awhile and I’m happy to see that I’m not only wrestling nerd out there. I really hope this becomes a podcast on the network soon. Will you also be doing Pay Per Views reviews?

  20. Damn fine recap! Sadly being sans cable I have missed being able to watch wrestling on a weekly basis and having grown up with it it also one of the things that I am very geeky about. For all the Nerdist fans that maybe have never given wrestling a chance I hope this column can go a long way to show them that when it is done right wrestling is episodic story telling with actors that train like high level athletes. When it’s done right it can be as engaging as any story and down right spectacular.
    Looking forward to more Matt!

  21. Zagreus says:

    The Bull doesn’t matter because the Los Matadores gimmick will only be around as long as people keep chanting Olé for Sami Zayn.

  22. Andrew says:

    @Matt Cohen I love Faaaahhhn daaaang oooooohhhhh! I wasn’t sure at first but his creepy yet not creepy vibe works. The Wyatts may not have a bull, but every time I see the goat mask I hear dueling banjos… I think the deliverance culty gimmick is too horrible. I would like to see the Wyatts feud with the Undertaker, but that probably wont ever happen. Bring back Kevin Thorn and Ariel and have them feud. I would honestly watch that. At Survivor Series do you think we can get the goobledegooker, mini mantaur, and the swagger soaring eagle to have an elimination triple threat match for an actual WWE contract?

  23. Michael Barron says:

    I didn’t actually read the article yet as I have not watched raw yet this week. But seeing more pro wrestling content on nerdist makes me indescribably happy. This is what I’ve been hoping for some the podcast episode with Chris Jericho. I second a nerdist network podcast dedicated to wrestling and would consider it an honor to help in any way I can.

  24. Matt Cohen says:

    @Mad Woman with a Box- I LOVE Fandango.I think he is a great heel, though he kind of isn’t a heel and just a weirdo. I love it. He’s hilarious, and his in-ring work is top notch. Check out his stuff from NXT (when he was wrestling as Johnny Curtis) if you need proof of dude’s ability.

    Also- I got to hang out with him for a few hours, the weekend of Summerslam, and let me tell you- he’s one of the funnier guys I’ve ever met.

    So, in my opinion, though he hasnt been used “perfectly”, his ability combined with what I know is his natural charm and comic timing, make him a potential successor to Jericho.

  25. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE, A SINGLE PATHETIC NERD WRESTLING FAN IN A SEA OF DOCTOR WHO. Thank you for this, it was wonderful! I thought El Torito was hilarious, but I agree with pretty much everything else about this whole Los Matadores shtick.

    I will read your wrestling recaps forever on Nerdist if you riddle me this: what are your thoughts on the Fandango gimmick? 😛

  26. Matt Cohen says:

    @andrew Mascarita Dorada (el torito/aka lil’ bull) is supposedly a super talented guy. I just… I can’t… I can’t you guys. I feel bad for Colons. In a year of 3 very risky vignette-to debut buildups, the only one that works for me is Fandango. At least the Wyatt’s don’t have a tiny bull.

  27. Andrew says:

    Awesome post. Glad I’m not the only wrestling geek out here. I would like a comparison of The Corporation and “What’s best for business” Corporate SHIELD thing. I see parallels with Stone Cold and D-Bry fighting an uphill fight. Anyway, I hope to see more posts like this. One last thing… WTF is up with the bull?! I don’t know weather to applaud WWE for hiring a Mini, or facepalm because of the mini.

  28. chris says:

    Loved the recap, and hope to see more every week. Hopefully for Impact and Smackdown as well. A wrestling podcast on the nernist network would really be icing on the cake

  29. Porsche says:

    I wholeheartedly welcome wrestling chatter on Nerdist. It makes a lone fangirl in a sea of fanboys cry. 🙂

  30. Nathan says:

    Yes to this and a big ol’ yes to more of this. And, if at all possible, maybe some WWE related writing? Like what other ventures and opportunities are the wrestlers undertaking (<—Nailed it).

    Great post, great read.