Who wants to go to a birthday party? It’s a virtual party. You have to bring your own cake. But we will bring the WTFridays on today’s Nerdist News!

It’s the boy who lived’s 35th birthday today, and to celebrate, we’ve rounded up all of the Harry Potter news hittin’ the interwebs this week. Join Jessica Chobot as we bring you a buffet of magical tidbits ranging from Hogwarts’ tuition, to drunk Ron Weasley, to the misleading hashtag #NewHarryPotterBooks, to a new movie called Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter, Jr.!?

Thanks for watching today’s episode! Let us know in the comments how you’re going to celebrate Harry Potter’s birthday and enjoy this clip of Alan Rickman.