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Witch, Please! Meet PERIODS. Films’ SEXY WITCHES

Unless you were a diehard fan of the ill-fated CW seriesĀ Secret Circle, when you think of witches, you probably imagine haggard old crones with gnarled teeth, long hooked noses, and bubbling cauldrons full of snips, snails, puppy dog tails and whatever else is used to make Four Loko. And warts. They always have warts. Usually on their faces. Or so you would think. Our Nerdist Alliance pals over at PERIODS. Films are here to dispel that vicious rumor about witch warts through this sweet little parable about two Puritans looking for love in all the wrong places.

Yet another reason never to venture outside the safety of your home, especially not into those spooky ass woods. What do you think? Let us know in the comments below!

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Comments

  1. Coach McGuirk says:

    I immediately clicked the Facebook link, mistaking the guys in the tiny thumbnail for Mac and Charlie.

    Still wasn’t disappointed.