On Sunday night’s Game of Thrones, “First of His Name,” many of the Realmfolk were faced with journeys, mostly physical, though sometimes emotional, as evidenced by Cersei’s shocking admission that her slain son King Joffrey was a total monster and also The Worst. Sansa traveled to the Eyrie, Jon Snow headed North of The Wall to Craster’s Keep, Tommen journeyed all the way to the Iron Throne, Arya and The Hound just kept on ramblin’, and Brienne and Podrick joined the on-the-road-capades elsewhere.
When you’re traveling though, it’s often hard to remember all of your own internal thoughts. And sometimes those inner workings can be wildly important to your future on the show. Who knows when a passing thought about riding off the Kings’ Road might keep you more alive than dead? So we’ve taken the liberty of doing one of our favorite things: making up thoughts for the characters based on photos from the episode we all just saw. And then we ask you, fair Nerdist readers and commenters, to get DIY on it and present your own captioned thoughts in the quemments below. A highly coveted thumbs-up from yours truly is at stake here.
So what do you think they’re all thinking? Let us know in the comments!
ghost: nom nom nom
When are we breaking for lunch? Where is that craft services guy, the tea has gone cold?
Jon: “Sup Ghost”Ghost: “Sup Jon”
The Women of Craster’s Keep upon seeing the dire wolf: “Hit it with a rock…we’ll eat it!”
Ghost: Dude, I am so high right now. I’ve got the munchies like a motherf*!@#, I swear I could eat a man. Also I think someone’s watchin’ us but it may just be the weed.
Sansa: Oh dear! A problem?!? Life has taught me that if I sit here and cry about it, it will all work itself out. *Cries about it*
Littlefinger (from shadows): I’ll give you something to cry about.
Littlefinger: I, uh– I think I feel a headache coming on. Maybe you should go see a dental journeyman or something in the meantime. I think we were much better as friends… with benefits.
Lysa: Best part about Menopause is that I don’t even have to worry about getting knocked up. C’mon Bigmember, make these Riverlands run!
Arya Stark: “My name is Arya Stark. You killed my friend. Prepare to die!”
Jon Snow: “I kept telling everyone you were a chick-magnet!”
Jon Snow: Ghost!!! I knew that you’d come back!
Ghost: No, you didn’t, Jon. You don’t know…