I’m forever amused by the fact that Steven Seagal, before he became a reserve deputy sheriff on a reality TV show, was at one time one of the biggest and most famous movie stars in the world. I’m sure he still has a lot of fans. And his primary talent in all of those movies is celebrated in this video countdown created by Oliver Noble at FilmDrunk. Behold, a montage of “Every Bone Break from Every Steven Seagal Movie”:
Before you watch, try and guess how many there are. It’s a lot.
HT: The Daily What, FilmDrunk
I enjoyed watching him get fatter with each passing film. It was like seeing that guy inflate in Big Trouble in Little China.
I like the part where he does the girlish run .. 0:35
What’s really interesting is what happens in those clips between 2006 and 2008. Up to 2006, he’s looking moderately trim(ish). Then suddenly, by 2008, he’s turned into a fat man. It’s like he discovered burgers in 2006 or something …
I honestly guessed 100 just to be ridiculous. At about the 2 minute mark I could see I was on pace. Finally ended at 101.
1 more ridiculous.
And so far Lincoln rules with the celery crack. ouch.
Steven Seagal is the man! Literally!
But for realsies, he was a much better awesome shitty action star than Chuck Norris or Dolf Lundgren.
I love his later films too with DMX, and then another with Ja Rule. So. Frickin. (BAD)SWEET.
I haven’t seen his newest what is most definitely an awesome take on the Vampire Apocalyptic genre movie yet, but I shall soon.
It will be the suckiest most awesomest thing ever I’m sure.
Seagal fan for life. FTW
I noticed his first film Above the Law isn’t there, neither is Under Siege 1.
Yes! Awesome shout out to foley artists everywhere.
I would love to see a version with every clip of him throwing people into knick knack cabinets.
Haha! hilarious video! The Kill Switch clip is especially brutal!
That’s a lot of broken celery stalks…
I love that I found this while watching Under Siege