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Watch Every Single Disney Channel Original Movie in One Epic Marathon

Soon enough, we’ll see spring give way to summer. Cool breezes melt beneath the broiling sun. The shackles of academia submit to carefree abandon. An inexplicable eruption of youthful passion at beck and call of the jubilant solstice. And no better occasion is there to hole up in your house and watch four days worth of Disney Channel movies.

This coming Memorial Day Weekend has taken up a practice that most major holidays could only ever dream of making annual tradition: kicking off a marathon of every single Disney Channel Original movie ever broadcast to the American public. That’s exactly 100 made-for-TV movies riddled with that special combination of new age sass and wholesome family values.

Of course, you’re not going to want to sit through all 100 of these productions—a good half of ’em probably won’t even register in that pop culture archive you call a long-term memory. And don’t feel bad about it; the Disney Channel isn’t in denial over the imbalance in its original features’ popularity. In fact, it’s leaning in, prioritizing the best of its creations over the holiday weekend, with its lesser known entries rolling out through early June.

That means you’ll be able to set aside the work- and school-free four-day weekend for appropriate enjoyment of Zenon: Girl of the 21st CenturyHigh School Musical, HalloweentownJohnny Tsunami, Kim PossibleSmart House, and… yes, of course, the 21st century Pather Panchali that is The Even Stevens Movie.
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Start working on your fake flu symptoms. You’ll be staying home this Memorial Day Weekend. Peruse the holiday schedule, and let us know which flicks you’ll be tuning in to watch.

Friday, May 27

10 a.m. – Kim Possible Movie – So the Drama
11:20 a.m. – Read It and Weep
12:55 p.m. – Wendy Wu – Homecoming Warrior
2:40 p.m. – Jump In!
4:15 p.m. – Lemonade Mouth
6:15 p.m. – Zapped
8 p.m. – High School Musical 2
9:55 p.m. – The Cheetah Girls 2
11:45 p.m. – Zenon the Zequel

Saturday, May 28

1:25 a.m. – Halloweentown II – Kalabar’s Revenge
2:55 a.m. – Twitches Too
4:25 a.m. – Alley Cats Strike!
6:25 a.m. – You Wish!
8:05 a.m. – The Proud Family Movie
9:50 a.m. – Quints
11:25 a.m. – Horse Sense
1:10 p.m. – Cow Belles
2:50 p.m. – Twitches
4:30 p.m. – The Even Stevens Movie
6:15 p.m. – Wizards of Waverly Place – The Movie
8 p.m. – Camp Rock 2 – The Final Jam
9:50 p.m. – Princess Protection Program
11:30 p.m. – The Cheetah Girls – One World

Sunday, May 29

1:05 a.m. – Zenon – Z3
2:40 a.m. – Halloweentown High
4:20 a.m. – The Thirteenth Year
6 a.m. – Right on Track
7:45 a.m. – Full-Court Miracle
9:35 a.m. – Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
11:20 a.m. – Brink!
1:10 p.m. – Double Teamed
2:55 p.m. – Rip Girls
4:35 p.m. – Motocrossed
6:20 p.m. – Cloud 9
8 p.m. – Teen Beach 2
9:55 p.m. – Bad Hair Day
11:40 p.m. – How to Build a Better Boy


Monday, May 30

1:20 a.m. – Pixel Perfect
2:55 a.m. – The Other Me
4:30 a.m. – Genius
10 a.m. – Stuck in the Suburbs
11:30 a.m. – Halloweentown
1:05 p.m. – Zenon – Girl of the 21st Century
2:55 p.m. – Smart House
4:25 p.m. – High School Musical
6:15 p.m. – Camp Rock
8 p.m. – Descendants
10:05 p.m. – Teen Beach Movie
11:55 p.m. – Cadet Kelly

Tuesday, May 31

1:50 a.m. – The Cheetah Girls
3:35 a.m. – Johnny Tsunami

Images: Disney Channel

Michael Arbeiter is the East Coast Editor for Nerdist. Call him, beep him, or find him on Twitter @MichaelArbeiter.

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