“IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYYYYS, WHERE YOU DON’T WANNA WAKE UP, SANTA CLAUS IS F–KED, ALL YOUR PRESENTS SUCK” are lyrics that you will not find in the Limp Bizkit parody song below. What you will find, however, are much better lyrics that essentially boil down Fred Durst’s Nu-Metal band into one minute and thirty seconds of sonic perfection.
“Hyeeeeahhh!!!…I threw a wrench at an old man, cause I felt like it, so suck my dick!” This is how “Limp Bizkit Christmas” by writer-comedian Frederick Scott begins, because Durst doesn’t have time for your petty, millennium-old yuletide tradition–he’s too busy trying to find the quickest way to commit a hate crime (not sure agism counts, but I know wrench throwing comes form a place of sheer disdain).
This parody so closely resembles how ludicrous Limp Bizkit sounds that I half expected to be able to search for a YouTube video of the band performing it–I imagine Wes Borland would have gone full Krampus for the video, perhaps making a shitty body suit out of coal and frozen Hungry Man dinners.
Check the track out below and let us know what your favorite line in the song is. Mine is: “I DON’T KNOW ABOUT JUDAISM!”
1968…and I’m so bummed everyone doesn’t love Break Stuff as much as I do. I even like the video…cameos by Eminem, Jonathan Davis, Snoop Dogg. It was my go-to, road-rage song for years.
Ahhh, this is the Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water era of Limp Bizkit. You know… the sucky years. Much prefer your missing lyric
1967 representin’, bitches! Nerdism is timeless!
How can “smokin’ meth with a reindeer” not be anyones favorite lyric?
i was born in 92
Wrong!! 😉
Nobody who reads this blog was born before 1995 and don’t know who Limp Bizkit it.
Ghostbusters 1984Ghostbusters 2 1989
Funny I was born in 71 and I read this blog.
Not sure why you think only kids are into nerdy things – love this blog I was born in 1980
Sorry but you’re so wrong! Nerds are all ages and probably average around 35 years old. I would believe the claim that most nerds don’t know who Limp Bizkit is.
Born in 1975. Wanna try your post again?
1978 here
coming from the person with a ghost busters avatar? You disappoint the nerd community. And yeah this limpbizkit song is pretty bad..
1971 here think we need to notch the corner of your geek card kiddo