There is no food, no matter how processed, how fatty, no matter how inherently gross, that Homer Simpson can’t make sound appetizing with a well-placed drool. But does that mean you would actually want to eat all of the ridiculous dishes shown in The Simpsons if you could? The surprising answer is yes, because someone put together a ridiculous feast dedicated to the show and we just want someone to just hook it into our veins!
National Post reporter Tristin Hopper shared his Simpsons-inspired feast on Twitter, and it includes some of the most well-known dishes from the show, along with some more obscure ones. Be warned though, thee-ah giant Rice Krispies treat could ah be upsetting to some of you Frenchies.
In what may be the greatest idea I've ever had, I successfully pulled off an all-Simpsons-themed dinner party. pic.twitter.com/lxecwbst9D
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
Hmm, 64 slices of American cheese. But be careful with those Irregular Oreos, because they are more authentic than you might expect.
https://twitter.com/SmithGeorge97/status/977989737985257473
I did indeed include a "pepper Oreo" in the hopes that somebody would do this. Unfortunately, it remained uneaten. https://t.co/zFQxLUPNuX
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
That was far from all he made though, because a famous Flanders dish was included, along with a snack inspired by one of the most accurate jokes ever.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
I’ve been waiting to try Paul McCartney’s ripping lentil soup recipe for over 20 years. And what could be better to wash it down than watered down orange drink? Maybe we could even break some of Marge’s Happy Crackers into our soup.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
Hopefully that Red Tick Beer is the updated “more dog” brew. A cold one would go really well with his Good Morning Burger he made two days later.
Breakfast: Rice Krispie square and a Good Morning burger. pic.twitter.com/IgCYEU9DXz
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 26, 2018
As you can imagine, fellow fans had a lot of fun with this.
“There I sat, upon the largest Rice Krispie square in all of creation, a grand artifice of splendor beyond all the dreams of men… and I felt… nothing…†https://t.co/xU4AaPasbz
— Adam Stirling (@Adam_Stirling) March 25, 2018
I'm sorry, you're likely tired of this joke, but I couldn't help myself. pic.twitter.com/DrpbGLxvyi
— Chad Huculak (@northsidechad) March 26, 2018
And we know a certain Alex who should be invited to any and all parties for the rest of eternity, assuming this beauty comes along with him.
Can I add my nacho man hat to the collection? pic.twitter.com/7X2pSiLbSl
— Alex Vulkanovski (@avulkan) March 27, 2018
There are a bunch of other dishes that could make up another Simpsons feast–like Lard Lad Donuts, pork chops, pretzels, plastic lobsters, Malk, three-eyed fish, Tang, Flaming Homers, Flanders Family Non Fat Ice Milk–but there’s one thing we can all agree should never be on the menu, for a very good reason.
You don't win friends with salad.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
What other food from the show would you love to see served? Take a bite out of our comments with your best menu item.
Featured Image: 20th Century Fox
Feed your cravings with these stories!
- Have a slice of ketchup, you monster.
- A glorious montage of animated food.
- Roll some edible, sugary dice.
