Every so often, something special comes into being; something so beautiful, so powerful, that it literally changes your life. There are a few of these precious items scattered across the globe. People build temples and statues dedicated to their glory. Wars are fought over their very existence. And the new Nerdist hat, now available in the Nerdist store, just so happens to be one of those miraculous objects. You’ve heard of the One Ring? This might just be the One Hat.

Even we ourselves are not immune to the influence of the Official Nerdist Caution Hat. When we asked Team Nerdist to film a quick little commercial for our newest piece of merch, the trio just could not contain their joy. Just the mere sight of the hat melted Jessica Chobot‘s heart. Dan Casey fell head over heels for this bad boy of a hat. But Kyle Hill… Watch out for that rascal. He’s fixin’ to keep ALL the hats for himself!

The Official Nerdist Caution Hat hat is a slate grey, with the iconic laser logo blazing bright on the front for all to see. Inside, you might notice our beloved catchphrase stitched as a secret mantra: “Enjoy your burrito.” It even has another subtle Nerdist logo in the back, in case you (like me) embrace the resurgence of the ’90s and only wear backwards caps. At only $17.99, it is practically a STEAL considering its (alleged) supernatural powers. And now, you too can own your very own Nerdist hat, simply by visiting the Nerdist store.

But that’s not all! For one week only, we’re offering 10% off the Nerdist Caution Hat–because we love you, dear readers. Use the code HATIFUL10 at checkout and see what magic unfolds in your life. Offer ends Sunday, June 5th so act fast…or Team Nerdist will hoard them all for themselves…

Check out more photos of the Official Nerdist Caution Hat in the gallery below, and let us know what other types of Nerdist merch YOU’D like to see in the comments!