Long standing mall pizza franchise Sbarro is filing for bankruptcy, and they will likely have to shut down dozens of locations. While that certainly is unfortunate, it will now be difficult to find another last resort at the food court. As you scan past Panda Express, some sort of Mongolian BBQ, The Great Steak and Potato Company, Orange Julius, and more, you’ll likely now end up on a void of a generic coming soon sign for where Sbarro used to be, and sigh at not knowing what generic fast food you want to settle on. Since there’s only one of them, and it’s arguably haute cuisine as far as web videos go, you won’t have to settle for any less in your Internet viewing diet than The Most Intentionally Funny Video of The Day.

Today’s MIFV is a cautionary tale regarding whales from comedian Jake Johannsen as told on The Late Show with David Letterman, though it’s more related to watching than pulling a Captain Ahab.

Here’s the previous MIFV pick, in case you missed it.

Per usual, I’m taking submissions for the MIFV like so many featured in the past. I love finding new, hilarious videos from people hundreds and thousands of miles away, so please do send your videos so long as they follow the rules below.
-E-mail embeddable video link to [email protected] with subject line “MIFV Submission”
-Videos must have been posted online (i.e. have a time stamp that says so) within exactly two weeks from when you submit (i.e. videos uploaded more than 14 days from the day when you submit will not be up for consideration)
-Don’t add any cover letters or explanations; please just send the link