The holidays are over, packages are unwrapped, paper has been strewn about, and now it’s just you and a pile of gifts– gifts that just aren’t quite, you. Sure, your neighbor had good intentions with her mason jar of homemade vegan eggnog, but what about the things you really want? Now’s the time to remedy the situation and buy yourself gifts that reflect your sense of humor; your joie de vivre; your love of cats and lasers!

Tipsy Elves may be a holiday-themed apparel company, but really, who wouldn’t want to rock a sweater year ‘round–especially when it features a giant cat shooting lasers out of its eyes at North Pole’s elves. Surely the furry beast holds no malice, he’s just firing warning shots. Yeah, warning shots.

This festive Lazer Cat Eyes Sweater comes in both men and women sizes, and features a wintery blue sky filled with snowflakes, which provide a perfect backdrop for Santa’s elves to run screaming from the fiery reign of the feline’s laser rays. All of the premium knit sweaters are double-paneled, making them warm and comfortable to wear.

If the name Tipsy Elves sounds familiar, they are a success story from ABC’s Shark Tank where they made a deal to bring these joyfully ugly Christmas sweaters to the masses.

Will you be buying a Lazer Cat sweater as a post-Christmas gift for yourself? Let us know in the comments and post a photo on instagram tagging @nerdist and @justjennrecipes!

images: Tipsy Elves