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The Apocalypse: LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

If you’re like Dr. Apocalypse, you can’t believe it’s finally here!  Finally – a chance for humanity to hit the existential “Ctrl-Z,” start afresh, and tell the Earth, “C’mon, baby, we can change.”

In short: It’s PARTY TIME. So, what to wear to this Catastrophiesta?

Dr. Apocalypse refers you to Chapter 2 of his book, Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!

 

But wait! Isn’t Dr. Apocalypse forgetting the most important party ingredient of all? LOVE.

Not to worry! See Chapter 6 – “Dating: What If You ARE The Last Man On Earth?”

 

And finally, what kind of party would it be without GAMES?

 

That’s everything you need to rock out the end of the world!  See you by the crudite tray…IF YOU DARE!

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Rob Kutner (Dr. Apocalypse) writes for Conan and is the author of Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times! and the e-book The Future According to MeFollow him on Twitter for end-time updates, poop jokes, and more at @ApocalypseHow.

 

 

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