There’s a new Star Wars film headed our way soon, and we all know what that means: a lot of weird Star Wars merchandise that may or may not make any sense. It doesn’t really matter. We’re going to buy it all anyway. We have to buy it. Do you think you have a choice in this? You don’t. You know you don’t. Be honest.

That brings us to Admiral Ackbar–everyone’s favorite fish monster man who somehow rose to the rank of Admiral without being able to spot a space war trap until the last second. You know how you always wished that you and The Ack could be closer? Well, now you can, with Admiral Ackbar scented soaps.

This is real.

Thanks to our friends at i09, we now know what we’re getting everyone on our Christmas list. Available from Etsy seller NerdySoap, the Ackbar comes in a wide variety of colors and scents including mango, lavender, and sandalwood. Five bucks is enough to grab each individual soap, which seems appropriate for something that’s going to drain away when it’s caught in water (nature’s ultimate trap!)

It’s worth noting that the store is currently on pause as the owner tries to catch up on Christmas orders. You can setup an email notification for when the store re-opens. Good luck on your hunt.

What do you think? Is an Admiral Ackbar rubbing on your body the greatest gift you can possibly give or is this the sort of thing you give to a friend if you want them to take out a restraining order against you? Sound off in the comments.

Image: Esty / NerdySoap

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