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Skyrim Tweet Round Up

Hey! Did you guys know Skyrim came out this weekend? It’s weird how NOBODY is talking about it. Hahahahaha! Oh! Whew! Sarcasm.

Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of the funniest Skyrim tweets since its release this past Friday. Personally, I haven’t had a chance to play, as my husband has made a blanket fort in the living room with “No Bears Allowed” and “Occupy Skyrim” signs awkwardly taped to it. I think we’re going to have to get another XBox for me. Or a divorce. Whichever!

Here are your Skyrim tweets, nerds:

Duncan Jones is funny.

So is Dan Harmon.

Games Journo Kirk Hamilton is afeared of bears too. editor John Carson makes a solid point here. About murder bears.

This made me pee. Out of my nose.

I knew I could count on Nex to make a rimjob joke about rimjob jokes.

And finally these two dudes should get together for brunch or something:



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  1. BobbyFJtown says:

    I tweet about my adventures in Skyrim at least once a day and hashtag it #TIS or Today in Skyrim. I complain about Lydia a lot.

  2. Chuck W. says:

    I have no idea what you are all talking about. (he said waiting for the scorn of all) (i’m kidding I know what, Skrim is it, is)

  3. Steve Novotny says:

    I found a cave full of vampires and I am not leaving till everyone of those bloodsuckers are dead. I think they are the same vampires that were in fallout 2000 years earlier. It’s not a level four cave and I keep getting killed. Of course it helps to press the attack button and not the different view button.

  4. Andy says:

    I’m more a Skyrim Book Nerd / Librarian, I just seem to be picking up EVERY book/tome that I see thinking, yeah that’ll come in useful. Never read the things, if I did I’d never get anywhere in the game. Awesome game though.

  5. A says:

    I am a Skyrim squirrel too! I just can’t help it and sucks because I am always at almost full pack capacity. I need one of everything, you just never know right? I mean, what if I need to do some embalming or something people?!

  6. Siladar says:

    Skyrim is so very addictive and I was lucky enough to have a birthday right before it came out, so my brother bought it for me! I do have to say that most of my favorite christmas gifts nowadays, were things I bought for myself.

  7. Kate says:

    I am a sad panda because – since my birthday is Thursday – I have been barred from buying ANYTHING for myself for weeks now. PLUS, with Christmas right around the corner, if no one got it for me for my birhtday, they may still have bought it for Christmas, and I STILL WON’T HAVE IT! #woe

  8. david says:

    my work and family are such obstacles to my fun with skyrim.

  9. Zenjack says:

    Skyrim is the tangent game from hell. Every time I go to accomplish something I end up somewhere completely different doing things I never intended. That game is so goddamned awesome it hurts!

  10. Graham says:

    I’m a fire-breathing werewolf. Also working on becoming Arch-mage of Winterhold.

  11. Jake says:

    Yes yes yes!!!! Skyrim is just, Skyrim. There really is no comparing it to most any games because it is so good. I just had a nice dream-plan on what to do next in skyrim, so I’m gonna go do that. I’m surprised I stopped playing long enough to write this.

    Anyone playing skyrim on xbox can add me my gamertag is HowdyDuty4.