On this week’s installment of the Nerdist Channel’s Cops: Skyrim, the guards confront a mushroom picker claiming unconvincingly to be an alchemist, deal with prejudice against “scalebacks” and “grayskins” in a direct and probably not by-the-book manner, try to check out a horse to use at a DUI checkpoint (the teens, they’re into that mead), visit family in the hoosegow, and throw down in an a street fight with shooting and everything.

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